Heyo Astro Students!
Here is our next horoscope in Get Your Natal Chart Zapped.
What to do
Thank you everyone who sent in your chart, and one pithy paragraph about yourself. We have a good collection in line, but if you want to throw into the hat, feel free. Make the bio read like the author bio on the back of a dust jacket. (No need to get too forensic about it). But, if you need inspiration, here’s an example from Mr Von Flanagan. He clearly has Mercury conjunct Saturn in the 11th trine Uranus in the third … with Aquarius rising on the Mercury/Uranus midpoint.
McSweedy Von Flanagan the Third is the author of several brilliant literary masterpieces, the most notable of which being, The End Is Near! A story distributed in spoken word by this team of homeless doomsday prophets. An amateur archaeologist, and self proclaimed aficionado of everything really old, Von Flanagan has etched his newest book, I’m Not Crazy, You Are, into clay tablets using only Sumerian hieroglyphs and the letter Q. Asked about his unorthodox approach to publishing, Von Flanagan said, “I’m a genius. If people want to read my books they should have to translate them. They’ll appreciate them more.”
Have fun, but make it relevant!
What happens next
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Chart for Ashley
Born under a jovial moon on the expansive hellscape of Texas, Ashley is a former-life Scorpion testing the Mars meddle of a current-life Ramzilla.
Her many personalities make it easy to write in the third person, fourth person, fifth person, or shadow person. She is currently working on finishing her M.A. in Self Awareness with a minor in Plutonic Logic from Saturn University (Go Centaurs, woo!).
In her free time you can find her painting with gilded tears, using the gold to strengthen and enforce what was once shattered.
Please send all booking and appearance inquiries to Ashley’s North Node in the 11th house. Ta!
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Image by Crispin Korschen