Hey all you astro fiends. Here is Get your Chart Zapped #3 & #4.
I’ve put two charts and two bios up this time, and a quick look will tell you why. They are VERY similar, just a few days apart. We can learn a lot by how they sync and how they differ.
I want you to think about what’s core in both charts, what comes up in the bios, how the same planets might be expressed differently, and where they veer off the parallel track (like Asc, house cusps, Moon, POF, Chart Tone, Chart Pattern, what else?) Jump in and have a go!
Get Your Chart Zapped – Dr Who
She might look like a mermaid but lift up that camo-print tail and you’ll find distinctly caprine hooves. She’s climbed literal and metaphorical mountains and makes standing on a cliff edge look peaceful, even if she’s a sweating stressball inside. Her empathetic heart and nurturing aura are a neon-lit sign to Qi-vamps on public transport; thank God/her Mum for the little silver car that’s now an extension of her Zen Bubble. Her hobbies include combining never-ending study with adventure tourism, playing life like a chess game where every variable 8 steps ahead is accounted for, and obsessing over how to switch off obsessional thinking. She’s surrounded by wonderful people and yet she’s always looking for that one true tribe, probably just a few steps ahead of her on the mountain goat track.
Get Your Chart Zapped – Krilly
Krilly Moon Snail is a professional wanderer and wonderer currently living on planet Earth, warmly remembered across galaxies far and wide for jumping right into the thick of a niche and then wrangling a disappearing act. Krilly charms and warms the cockles of the crustiest hearts, is capable of coaxing a smile from the tightest cat’s arse mouth. But the millisecond she detects a cloying tentacle of attachment or sticky sentiment she dissipates quicker than devilled eggs at a potluck! Adept in myriad forms of art and expression, Krilly senses the nuances in vibration emitted from any being and is able to channel the energy they desire with chameleon precision. A terminal avoider of highschool reunions and baby showers, Krilly’s life work is in the living of it, and in the letting go of all which no longer resonates. Including dignity. Krilly has, for reasons unbeknownst to her, shat her pants in public more times than any adult human being she has ever met. She likes turtles, flower essences and all forms of risk taking behaviour, with a particular penchant for the most frowned upon taboos.
How to Get Your Chart Zapped
Thank you everyone who sent in your chart, and one pithy paragraph about yourself.
We have a good collection in line, but if you want to throw into the hat, feel free. Make the bio read like the author bio on the back of a dust jacket. (No need to get too forensic about it). But, if you need inspiration, check the examples in the category – Get Your Chart Zapped.
What happens next
It’s awesome practice, weather you’re doing the reading, or being read for, so jump into Get Your Natal Chart Zapped, if you are keen.
Keep up the comments! It would be amazing for this to be an ongoing thing.